sage advice reverse psychology
sage advice reverse psychology
If there’s a narrative, Sifo-Dyas will find it and get doomed by it: Tagging along with his shadow besties into a Sith temple edition
OBI-WAN KENOBI from Star Wars
Yes, I know them.
I’ve only heard of them.
No, I don’t know them at all.
bolithesenate asked:
quick, jess, if our fave nerds were all active as jedi generals during the clone wars, what colorways would their fighters have
charmwasjess answered:
OH HI THERE BOLI! Sorry for my delayed answer; I had to briefly space out thinking about them fighting in the clone wars…. 😍
So here’s how it breaks down for me:
that fuckin pose obi wan kenobi does every time hes abt to duel someone…the one where he just like draws one arm back and points 2 fingers out and holds it…haunts me…i know its probably some jedi form or whatever but holy shit dude as im typing this im realizing its the fucking… ‘i’ll kill you im not even worried about it’ pose
people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels
master and padawan antics between qui-gon jinn and his dutiful pupil obi-wan kenobi. raising a padawan hand selected by the cosmos to suffer inordinately aint much but it’s honest work
this is a (kind of) redraw of something I did years ago. a collage of qui-gon showing how much he cares for obi-wan for my own catharsis. Im not linking or showing the old one because I genuinely need people to stop perceiving it <3
I laugh sometimes when people call Clone Wars-era Obi-Wan old. He's not old, he's 38. He just seems that way because our most popular/famous comparisons are Ahsoka (literal 14-17 year old), Anakin (19-22), and fucking Yoda (900+).
He's not old he's just slightly more mature than all of the above. (And even then, only sometimes. Obi-Wan Kenobi is a maniacal, mischievous bastard when he wants to be and I stand by that statement.)
obi-wan kenobi only looks like a respectable, even-tempered rule-follower because he's standing next to Anakin "what are rules" Skywalker and Ahsoka "i know the rules but i don't give a shit" Tano. the moment he's alone, and not being forced to keep anyone in check, he is JUST as chaotic as the other two, if not more because he DOES know the rules and he DOES give a fuck so the fact that he's breaking them means he REALLY wants to ruin someone's day
Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.
Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: …where is he finding the fucking time???
Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-
Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*
Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.
